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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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