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My aunt Thelma ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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