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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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