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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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