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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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