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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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