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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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