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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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