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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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