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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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