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Bad food
My
aunt
Thelma
ate
a stale biscuit
and
slapped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
a surgeon
a dentist
a farmer
a man
a milkman
a bus driver
a train driver
a shepherd
a tramp
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