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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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