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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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