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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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