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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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