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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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