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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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