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Bad food
My
aunt
Thelma
ate
mushy peas
and
bit
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a soldier
a man
a policeman
a pilot
a dentist
a doctor
a TV personality
a policewoman
a spy
a surgeon
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