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My aunt Thelma ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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