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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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