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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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