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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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