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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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