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Bad food

My aunt Thelma ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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