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Bad food
My
aunt
Thelma
ate
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a wedge of blue cheese
Brussels sprouts
a stale biscuit
a plate of soggy nachos
mouldy potatoes
cat biscuits
soggy lettuce
a box of dead mice
the last Rolo
canned prunes
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