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Bad food
My
aunt
Thelma
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a box of dead mice
turkey twizzlers
a plate of soggy nachos
over-cooked pasta
mouldy potatoes
mushy peas
stale bread
soggy lettuce
a wedge of blue cheese
a stale biscuit
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