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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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