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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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