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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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