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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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