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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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