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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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