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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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