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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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