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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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