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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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