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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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