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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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