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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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