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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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