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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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