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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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