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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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