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Bad food

My aunt Sylvia ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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