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Bad food
My
aunt
Sylvia
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a plate of soggy nachos
a box of dead mice
mouldy potatoes
a wedge of blue cheese
stale bread
a stale biscuit
cat biscuits
stinky tofu
over-cooked pasta
the last Rolo
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