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Bad food

My aunt Sybil ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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