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Bad food

My aunt Sybil ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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