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Bad food

My aunt Sybil ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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