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Bad food

My aunt Sybil ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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