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Bad food

My aunt Sybil ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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