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Bad food

My aunt Sybil ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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