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Bad food

My aunt Sybil ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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