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Bad food

My aunt Sybil ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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