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Bad food

My aunt Sybil ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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