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Bad food

My aunt Sybil ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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