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Bad food

My aunt Sybil ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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