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Bad food

My aunt Lillian ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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