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Bad food

My aunt Lillian ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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