Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Lillian ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.