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Bad food

My aunt Lillian ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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