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Bad food

My aunt Lillian ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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