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My aunt Lillian ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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