Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Lillian ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.