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Bad food

My aunt Lillian ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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