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Bad food

My aunt Lillian ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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