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Bad food

My aunt Lillian ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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