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Bad food
My
aunt
Lillian
ate
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mouldy potatoes
soggy lettuce
cat biscuits
a box of dead mice
stinky tofu
the last Rolo
Brussels sprouts
a stale biscuit
canned prunes
over-cooked pasta
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