Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
aunt
Kitty
ate
soggy lettuce
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
nutcracker choked
Vulcan death-gripped
strangled
punched
kicked
slapped
head-butted
bit
roundhouse kicked
throat-punched
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.