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Bad food
My
aunt
Kitty
ate
a stale biscuit
and
slapped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a train driver
a woman
a policewoman
a pilot
a taxi driver
a dentist
a shepherd
a tramp
a soldier
a spy
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