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Bad food

My aunt Kitty ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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