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Bad food

My aunt Kitty ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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