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Bad food

My aunt Kitty ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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