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My aunt Kitty ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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