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Bad food

My aunt Kitty ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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