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Bad food

My aunt Kitty ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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